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Someone who unconsciously uses snapchat in their sleep and has not got any control over what it said or being done. Very rare and happens only to people who are experiencing major backstabbing.
" This girl is opening my messages and ignoring them so I asked what's up? She replied that she had for a sleep snapping syndrome"
1) Seduce a female into your van/wagon/dingy basement.
2) Terminate her by making a vertical incision from the upper chest down to the pelvis and empty out all her insides much like cleaning out a pumpkin in preparation to make a jack-o-lantern
3) Install a sturdy zipper where the incision was made
4) Proceed to sleep inside her carcass for the remainder of the night.
As a result of their excess blubber and pre-stretched epidermis, heavier-set girls tend to make superior Armenian Sleeping Bags.
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To masturbate. An excuse to tell your roommates when you are going to go masturbate so they think you are going to bed.
Tyler- "Hey guys I think I'm going to go to bed early to catch up on sleep"
Matt- "Tyler are you going to masturbate?"
Tyler- "Noooooo...." (Sarcastic)
Matt- "OH! you're not Catching up on sleep! You're masturbating!"
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When you get the whole bed to your self and you can put your feet and arms in each corner of the bed & sleep.
Oh....I've the bed to myself tonight...I think I'll Star Fish Sleep.
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the act of sticking your feet into a girl's vagina, causing it to split, and then sliding in until your head is the only thing sticking out
after finishing in her, i turned in for the night by meat sleeping bagging her.
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A restless tenant of an apartment-complex or campground who has "intimately befriended" two separate similarly-desirable fellow-residents of the opposite gender, and thus he cannot decide which person he prefers to share a pillow with, obliging him to sleepily stroll back and forth between the two willing cuddlers’ domiciles several times per night.
Horny stud: I went half-crazy trotting back and forth between Tiffany’s and Ashley’s rooms till well past midnight, what with my both craving the other gal’s company whenever I was in one chick’s bed, and feeling heartbrokenly guilty of temporary "abandonment" each time I’d tearfully leave one gal’s bed to slip over to the other’s. Finally a simple solution to my sleep-walker dilemma occurred to me --- I just drowsily sling-snuggled both half-asleep cuties to my own apartment and invited them to crawl into bed on either side of me; that way, not only did I get to enjoy both of their sweet close-clasping warmth and softness at once, but they both got multiple turns of alternately spooning me and nuzzling their cheeks against my fuzzy chest, depending on which side I’d progressively roll over on every half-hour.
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NSG is Known As No Sleep Gang Created By Youtuber WhoIsFresh The term is used to represent his fanbase.
"NO SLEEP WE DEMONS NIGGA WE GANG NIGGA" - WhoIsFresh
NSG (No Sleep Gang) defines that we are on demon timing and we ready for them hoes
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