second hand smoke

When the girl you are making out with just got done giving another guy head.

Jake just got second hand smoke from some sorostitute!

Kentucky Jake almost got second hand smoke from the crazy Philippino biatch.

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Hickory Smoked Butthole

When a gay guy putts Hickory Honey ham into his partner's butt and starts licking it rapidly.

He licked the Hickory Smoked Butthole

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got a spare smoke

a commonly used phrase by homeless people , bums and degenerates who cant afford there own smokes and think for some reason your pack came with extras

coming out of a bar , hey man .. got a spare smoke ?

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smoked up the money

its when you or your friend spend all the rent money on crack (or any other drugs)

last night leroy smoked up the money so now i cant even buy diapers

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The Rules of Smoking Weed

The unwritten street rules of smoking weed in groups or circles, usually broken by rookie smokers. Without these, it would be anarchy. Does not apply if you are smoking something to your face. These rules are not in any specific order.

- Rollers Rights are always in effect
- The person who purchased or chips in the most money for the weed always gets to roll
- You cannot complain about the weed being bush if you did not chip any money in to buy it
- Calling out deuce before the joint is rolled up results in getting bitch place (last in line)
- If smoking a blunt, no one is allowed to back down
- If smoking a blunt, no one is allowed to take baby-tokes
- Rookies acting paranoid will result in a punch in the arm from the rest of the group
- Dropping the the blunt or spliff results in a punch in the arm from the rest of the group
- Not "ringing" a canoeing blunt with saliva to fix it results in a punch in the arm from the rest of the group
- Always smoke it down to the last toke
- What happens in the smoking circle stays in the smoking circle (unless it was way too funny)

*Rookie drops the blunt, gets punched by everybody*
Rookie: Why?!?!?!?!
Me: Don't you know The Rules of Smoking Weed? Don't ever drop the blunt!

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smoking california style

When you and your friends hang out together and everyone is using their own smoking piece, as opposed to sharing a bong, a pipe or a joint!

"Hey Ken, wanna hit this bong?"

"Naw man, I'm smoking california style."

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third hand smoke

Those who have been around people who have been around people who were smoking.
Or, being in places where smoking has occured, thus being tainted by a smokey smell.

I encountered third hand smoke when my husband returned from a bar.

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