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One who follows only one sexual preference.
Shit yo', I aint no homo. I'm a straight shooter.
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gay slang for a closeted man who has a piss and shit kink
person 1: are you gay?
person 2: nah, I'm super straight *wink* *wink*
'proceeds to make out'
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a sexuality made where male / females can be included in LGBTQ+ without coming out as gay because they’re p*ussies.
oh yeah i’m super straight but i’m actually gay on the down low.
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Usually meaning over weight, low self esteem, worthless, basically a leech on society, possibly big gay mohawk. These people consider themselves hardcore goth, punk, gangsta yet refuse to do anything mommy doesn't approve of. The men are usually afraid of the vagina or anything that could result in fun or backstabbers, and the women are whores still, they just attempt to hide it. Straight Edge is pathetic, and if you're straight edge, then you need to cut yourself.
Poser:I have an important announcement to make guys...I'm straight edge!
Mommy:That's good sweety, now let's watch Judge Joe Brown and bake cookies.
Poser:You know it momma, I'm hardcore X X.
Mommy:Watch your language son, it's scaring the puppy.
Poser:Sorry mama, let's go party!
Mommy:Too dangerous.
Poser:You're right momma, let's just pet puppy.
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when audrey and gaby asked how rio was, molly said "hes a fag; straight as a rainbow!"
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Straight Edge is an adjective that describes a person like myself that believes that using mind altering substances or smoking cigarettes and having promiscous sex are for the weak, whether it be because they are unable to deal with the realities of life and their problems, or because they have low self esteem and/or intelligence and will do anything they are told is right and acceptable.
There are many modern diluted versions of Straight Edge, and also many twists on it that add other things such as not drinking coffee or being a vegan, since being a vegan is just plain silly and drinking coffee is hardly a sinister thing that kids get together to do in derelict houses, or that shady dealers push on street corners, or that homeless people get loaded on(if thats possible) to forget the troubles it caused them, I, being Straight Edge, don't concern myself with such things.
Because of hardliners(people who violently push their belief on others) and the fact that people are jealous of those who are perceived as better than them, many people believe Straight Edge to be dangerous, when its the very opposite, or a lame fad for faggots, because they want us to be as low as them. Another misconception is that Straight Edge is a commitment or vow, the true Straight Edge person believes that nothing else is acceptable for them.
A true Straight Edge person can be identified by nothing more than a tattoo of an X(or some variation of that) on their body, usually somewhere visible, like the arms or hands. While others simply keep being sXe to themselves, most choose to bear their tattoo as a mark of pride.
In simple terms:
No drink! No drugs! No smokes! No sex!
I can cope, I've got Straight Edge!
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Someone who is only attracted to cisgender people. Although it isn't a sexuality more like a strong prefrence because trans women are women and trans men are men
Guy: Hey, im super straight
Girl: Saying it's a sexuality is transphobic because it implies that trans people aren't real men/women.
Guy: Oh ok, but I am only attracted to Cis women, is that transphobic now?
Girl: No it's not, but that's a prefrence, not a sexuality.
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