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When you know life sucks so you give up on all the dumb humans around you
If I have another math exam i‘m gonna jump off that roof, lemme do suicide
Something you do after fighting with a boar and almost losing.
"Hey Jamie, how did that boar fight go?"
"Have you considered suicide you autistic fuck."
When William (Bill) or Hillary Clinton kill you for your knowledge of nefarious acts
Did you hear Gary committed suicide after he saw his little sister get on that plane with Bill?
Definition of Suicide (Entry 1 of 3) 1a: The act of taking one's own life voluntarily or intentionally or an example b: Self-harm Political Suicide C: APOPTOSIS Cell Suicide 2. A person who commits suicide or attempts suicide. Suicidal Adjective Definition of Suicide (Entry 2 of 3): Related to or related to suicide. Suicide; Definition of Suicide Suicide (Entry 3 of 3) intransitive verb: to commit suicide transitive verb: to push (oneself) to the brink of death
I am so happy she commited suicide she should of done it early after I impregnated her ass while I was drunk.
Something society likes to ignore or laugh at as just an attention grabber until they do it, and they just say they should've said something. This is why people have strong opinions on our society, we are heartless apes who deserve extinction off the face of Earth.
Society: Ignore them, it's just for attention.
Me: I stabbed my arm last night just to see if I can still feel.
Society: Ignore his ass, he only wants attention.
i commit suicide
Society: Why didn't he say anything?
The act of killing/ending the life of one's self.
Example 1: "I'm feeling suicidal."
Example 2: "I heard she committed suicide, that's so sad."
Example 3: "I attempted suicide once, and almost died."
For those living dangerously at the Soda Fountain. A little bit of each flavor goes into the cup. With practice you can craft better ones and leave out redundancies like adding cherry cola and regular cola.
Waitress: “And can I start you off with something to drink?”
Patron: “ Yes I’ll have the suicide please.”
Waitress: “ Diet in that as well?”
Patron: “ yes please, but no tea or lemonade if that’s in your fountain..”