Gmod Syndrome

When you buy a game on steam, go to the workshop, and download damn near everything

Person: "yooo I just downloaded fire pro wrestling world, I discovered parts craft, and now I'm experiencing Gmod Syndrome!"

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Melbourne Syndrome

The inability to contemplate or make plans for life after lockdown.

Melbourne has been under one of the world's longest and harshest Covid-19 lockdowns since a second wave took hold in July 2020, caused by the Government's bungling of hotel quarantine and contact tracing.

Since then, Melburnians have been detained in their homes and are only permitted to leave once per day to shop for essentials or to exercise for up to an hour. A curfew from 8pm to 5am also applies.

The leader of the dystopian state, Daniel Andrews, appears at daily press conferences to create the impression of accountability and transparency, while managing to avoid providing any specific information to his 5 million captives about what his government has done to address the failures that caused the second wave.

Secondary symptoms of the Melbourne Syndrome include the continual consumption of Covid-19 related media and an inability to complete other tasks until you have watched all 90 minutes of Mr Andrew's daily press conference.

John is suffering from Melbourne Syndrome.

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Drake syndrome

A condition in which females are diagnosed with "drake face". Side effects include looking like Drake.

"Yo.Did you see that girl back there?"
"Yeah, what about her?"
"She had Drake syndrome."
"Ooo. Shots fired."

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BAMF syndrome

A syndrome in which people are too awesome to care. They drink awesome shooters. Listen to awesome music. and then just sit around and soak up eachothers awesomeness.

man, we must have BAMF syndrome...errybody be hatinn'

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Duke Syndrome

A disease contracted from playing Duke Nukem for an extended period of time.

Side effects include:

- Constant sexual innuendos
- Thinking you're tougher than you actually are
- Swearing. A LOT
- Talking in a low, raspy voice

Joe: Hey man, what's up?
Tim: Go fuck yourself. I'll rip off your head and shit down your neck.
Joe: What the fuck?
Matt: Don't mind him, he's been playing Duke Nukem Forever for 3 days. He's got a major case of Duke Syndrome.

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frown syndrome

A cranky little bitch whose a downer no matter what.

Even though he got a raise, he still couldn't shake off that frown syndrome.

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Ihatemath syndrome

A feeling of hatred or any kind of anger to math when you see a math problem. Not to be confused with Math Anxiety.

Leo:I no like math
Josh:Ihatemath syndrome?
Leo:Oh Yea!

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