Click to add text

When you see this in a document or presentation, it probably means the creator of this is illiterate, or that the creator of this was too stupid to give a fuck about the text box because he was busy doing something else.

The cancerous kid's presentation had a lot of boxes that said "click to add text."

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Unlimited Text Syndrome

When txt convo's take weird and somewhat unusual turns as a result of having an unlimited text message plan. Usually the logic behind it has to do with "pushing the envelope" more and more on a daily basis. These can get rather funny as time goes on (and just as degrading)

any time a conversation takes a turn for the worse...meaning to commit a crime for the sake of the joke (even though obviously no crime will be committed)......Unlimited Text Syndrome

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one text stand

when somebody texts you and you text them back but they never reply.

Girl 1- "hey"
Guy 1- "hey, whats up?"
........(no reply)
Guy 1- *that bitch just one text standed me*

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text message breakup

The ultimate sign of disrespect in the modern world. Might as well slap them across the face with their own hand made belt that used their own back skin. Then you will also be looked down upon by your friends and you ex's friends for most likely. Ever.

text message breakup:::::: that man ho he txt msg BO with me. (army of people with weapons outside of his house) @!#$@#$@# you #$%%%$
#@

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drop me a text

What I mainly say to someone as an alternative way of saying "text me" or "send me text"..IMO sounds better

Person 1: "When you gonna be there"

Person 2: "In half an hour"

Person 1: "Alright cool, drop me a text when you get there"

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Text back tempo

the rate at which you get reply text messages from a friend/guy.

a high TBT would indicate interest or a good friend

a low TBT means they're not really interested or have more intersting things to do than text back to you.

"My self-worth measured in text back tempo
it's been 2 days and 8 minutes too slow"-Imogen Heap (Half Life).

"i think this guy likes me, his text back tempo is really fast"

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double dutch texting

When already in a text convo, you send a further text also requiring an answer. Both texters continue this rally until they forget what the first point actually was.

Ali "dude, leslie has text me saying 'the pub on the corner' but I dont know if I am meant to meet her or when"
Vida "dude, you just tripped up at double dutch texting"

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