Rock and Roll

When you climb to the top of a very high cliff and you start rocking that giant boulder back and forth till eventually it begins to roll down the hill gaining momentum and crushing everything in its path until it gets all the way down to the bottom and crashes through the back wall of the local disco, wiping out most of the dance floor and taking out the DJ who was spinning, ‘I’m Your Boogie Man’ by KC and the Sunshine Band.

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minger roll

the act of deliberately shagging a minger in order to get a bit of confidence and mojo happening. usually used as a last resort to get out of a slump or a drought. The power of the minger roll comes from realising that you are in fact better than the minger. Once you finish with the minger you then seek better prey.

commonly referenced by the adage 'you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess'

john hadnt got any play for while so he decided to take kristen home and get his minger roll on

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tootsie roll

foot job; foot sex

Kick off you shoes baby, my cock needs a tootsie roll!

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Butter On A Roll

Someone who thinks of themselves as classy but is really just fat, ugly and stupid. Origin: Better in a Rolls, i.e. Rolls Royce.

He thinks he's fierce but he's really just butter on a roll.

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Sausage-roll

The act of consuming a delicious sausage roll, commonly after a strenuous university lecture.

Chris: Wow that lecture was quite hard to follow
Sean: We need to unwind after that.
James: Yeah, its time to sausage-roll!
Chris & Sean: ...

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roll tide

Something that Joe Scarborough says a lot on his tv show.

Next up I'll be reading your Emails! Roll Tide! Roll Tide! Roll Tide!

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(get) rolled

a homeless person rousted from his or her (presumabley illegal) sleeping place by the police

"Man, if i sleep in my car, i hope i don't GET ROLLED."

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