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Office Cunt

An office co-worker that nobody likes that goes out of her way to be a bitch to everyone.
Often refered to as the "OC" for short.

Jimmy: "Damn it's hot! Who is messing with the A/C?"
Dan: "The office cunt!"

Jimmy: Jane is being such an OC!

by 5091 November 14, 2007

55๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


dumb cunt

1. A woman who acts like she doesn't know a thing, therefore making a conversation totally impossible 2. A woman that constantly does stupid things

that girl was a dumb cunt

by bleepin September 29, 2003

508๐Ÿ‘ 154๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cunt pack

Cunt pack or cunt packing is a verb that describes the act of viciously stabbing a vagina with your dick. In other words, packing a cunt full of your dick.

Tom: dude! Have heard of all the cunts Dave has been packing?
Kevin: Yeah! He's like a professional cunt packer!
Tom: ahh yes, the profession of champions.

by Cunt packer June 30, 2013


JB Cunt

Noun. Person who hates their job and only works there for the money. Plans on quitting once they finding another well paying job. Commonly associated with the company JB Hunt.

We are all JB Cunts here, its built different mindset.

by Gold Grenades March 17, 2021


Cunt Simple

To be completely oblivious to one's self worth, being complete slave to the cunt, taking it dry,the owner of the cunt(who controls the life of the poor cunt simple bastard)controls everything the dumbass does. Very common in South Western Canada, particular anywhere pussy lives.

Daryl is the most cunt simple mother fucker I've ever seen, his balls shrivelled up and his dick's now a mangina.

by Pure Evil July 5, 2008


Shit cunt

Opposite of a sick cunt. A shit cunt is someone who is the absolute living scum of the earth; someone you would gladly push in front of a train without even being paid. A shit cunt can be anyone from that one prick who's always scabs the last chip to Dazza from up the street who comes around uninvited every friday arvo and gets piss drunk on all you beer before passing out on your bed and all the way down to the cunts who set up your entire class to fail an exam because they aren't capable of doing better than anyone else, they're all shit cunts

Person 1: I can't believe half the legal class failed the exam what a joke
Person 2: yeah it's because these two fuckwits put up all the wrong notes on the FB chat so everyone else would fail.
Person 1: what a pair of shit cunts

by NuggBorger June 16, 2018


cunt clown

Noun: A guy who becomes completely uncollected, unrecognizable to his friends and just plain dopey while in the presence of mind numbingly beautiful girls.
Verb: (Cunt Clowning) The afore mentioned guy in the process of making a total ass of himself as engaged in the futile pursuit of a girl so amazing it hurts to look at her. Usually while simultaneously ignoring his friends.

1. Freddy is such a ridiculous cunt clown when he goes clubbing! Last time we were here he got shut down every time; those broads were way out of his league.
2. (a) Where did that asshole Freddy go, he's
sponsoring this fucking round!
(b) See that goddess at the end of the bar?
(a) Yeah?
(b) He's over there cunt clowning again. Yep,
he fancies himself quite a swordsman.
(a) God, what an asshole.

by Jesus Tap Dancin' Christ June 26, 2010