Black and Decker

When a woman with braces performs oral sex on a man and mutilates his penis.

Dude, you're walking funny, what's up? my girl has braces, she totally black and deckered me.

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Jet Black

the blackest black can ever be

my pants are jet black

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Black Boy

slave. (usually called NEGRO)

when USING THIS PHRASE SAY WHO LET THE BLACK BOY NEGRO GET OUT THE CAGE

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black train

When a white lady only wants black penis

Natasha only likes the Black Train

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Black Fridate

n. (1) Taking your date shopping on Black Friday; (2) a date on the day after Thanksgiving, during which you both go shopping

Karl: What are you doing after Thanksgiving?
Julie: I have a Black Fridate with my new boyfriend, Mark.

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Black MIDI

Basically a brand new type of remix that proves just piano can FUCK your computer or your ears.

They are never meant to by played.

I've downloaded and converted LBSFS 53.7 Million to MP3, but I accidentally played it at full volume.

― Seems like my ears are going to be fucked because of this massive Black MIDI.

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Black screening

If someone “black screening” you they are sending black pictures on social media (Like Snapchat) only and nothing else.

Omg I tired of katelyn black screening me!..

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