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1. McGill
2. UofT
3. McMaster
4. Waterloo
5. UBC
These are the best universities in Canada. Not many come close to the top 5. Western and Queens students like to think they part of the top 5, but really those bawtymons ain’t.
“One of my boys goes to the Canadian Ivy League”
“Really, where”
“McMaster health sci”
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when you piss the shape of a Canadian maple leaf on a girls back
i just gave her a canadian maple leaf.
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Also known as Hockey, this game was originally played outdoors when in the Winter months, fresh water lakes would freeze. This allowed Canucks to strap metal blades onto their feet and slide around on the icy pond while chasing after and trying to hit a biscuit into a goal with a funny looking stick. Players of the game often slam into each other and get into fights while attempting to gain control of said biscuit. For the most part, the game is now played inside on an artificial ice skating rink, but is occasionally played outside. Somehow, this game made its way to the United States, although 90%* or more of the players on its teams are also made up of Canuckistanians.
*this statistic is a rectal extraction
Dude 1: You watching the Stars game later?
Dude 2: Nah. I don't really watch Canadian Snow Soccer, though it is far more entertaining than Soccer.
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A band from Canada. All members are Canadian.
Hey, We're from Canada ay? -Cross Canadian Ragweed
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When your best friend fucks your girlfriend/wife, but you're ok with that and stay friends with both of them
-Did you know that Jack fucked Adam's girlfriend? Best part is, Adam still hang out with them.
-A classic canadian double-cross... What a cuck!
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The act of deficating in anothers anus and eating it out.
Joe: How did you like me giving you C.U.P. (Canadian UpsideDown Pudding) last night.
Brittney: Idk. it was kinda shitty.
Joe: Pun intended?
Brittney: indeed.
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$20.00 CAD. It's a Canadian term derived from the apparent price of a large jar of Cheez Whiz in the Canadian territory of Nunavut. The price was jacked up so high because of how expensive it was for Kraft to export their products to Nunavut.
Somehow, the term eventually reached southern Canada, and Canadians found it humorous how much Cheez Whiz costs up north, so much so that they started using it as a synonym for $20, even after the price of Cheez Whiz went back down. People commonly put the blame on certain documentaries made around the time about the standard of living in Nunavut, many of which commented on the price of Cheez Whiz.
Its proper name would actually be a Nunavummiuq Cheez Whiz, as that's the proper demonym for Nunavut, but people are either too lazy or too stupid to figure out how that word is pronounced, so in common speech it's just referred to as a "Cheez Whiz," leaving in the dark everybody who is unaware of this obscure slang.
"Dude, be careful with that, it's gotta be worth at least one hundred Canadian Cheez Whiz."
"That comes to 2 Nunavummiuq Cheez Whiz, eh?"
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