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Code word for “fix it” *must be pronounced with canadian accent”
Jack: Got any plans with the truck this weekend bud?
Paul: Oh ya know bud just gonna throw a hammer at her so i can take her out rompin next weekend. huh bud?
Hammer pant capris with an elastic band just below the knee. So fetch.
She was wearing hammer pantaloons in the club and all the 80s kids were lovestruck.
A legendary pornstar who now assists young stars like jenny swallows.
Chris hammer used to be the only pornstar id watch!
it involves 2 men and 1 orphan girl the guy is sitting there fucking the girl and the other slides in to the dm‘s and and propels homies dick with the power of a 1000 cannons into the orphan throat and when the dude fucking the orphan nuts the semen is propelled out of the orphans ass and that is the missouri jack hammer
did you hear about that dude robert do the missouri jack hammer on his cousin his cousin was sore for weeks
The act of shoving your dick deep in a girls throat with a muffin strapped to it.
Stacy left me after I asked her if I could give her a hammer muffin.
when you strap a muffin to your dick and have your girl eat it.
Stacy left shortly after presenting the idea of hammer muffin. It was chocolate too.
Hammer Gel is any form of lubrication used for jacking off.
Bill got a hand full of hammer gel and wacked it