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When you cum on a girls face while she is asleep, getting it all over her eyes and then it dries and causes them to mat shut, so she calls into work the next day thinking she has pink eye
Keri called into work today and thinks she has pink eye, yea maybe pink jizz eye
The assertion that making a loved one, typically an uncle, bust a nut, will in turn replace the need for anti-depressants, as well as answer any questions concerning the meaning of life or the illusion of time. A very gratifying experience indeed.
I was recommended to try the "prozac jizz philosophy" in place of western medicine, it has been a lifesaver! Literally! I was about to off myself.
1)The month where you have to jizz at least once a day
"Hey bro u failed Just Jizz January"
"Nah man im staying strong this year not finna fail cuh"
When you about to bust a fat ass nut and you yell out like an anime character and hit her with a molten load.
"Holy shit dude I'm still recovering from that Ultimate Jizz Attack I gave Jessica last night."
An overly excited male who feels very strong emotions towards a piece of stimuli.
*One of your alternative genre tracks come on in the club*
Guy 1: 'This is my fucking jam!'
Guy 2: 'What even is this!?'
Guy 1: 'OMG jizz!'
Guy 2: 'Ok, Jizz Master Jay...'
1. Any cloth article that has been saturated with jizz and worn for a prolonged period of time to the point that the fibers have been broken down and holes are now present. This item is usually a serious risk of infection to the wearer and others who come into contact with it.
2. A Snuggy.
Karl has been in quarantine for two weeks. He's not sick but, if he keeps wearing that Ottawa jizz rag, he will be.
a monkey which gargle's cum in the back of his throat or the schfinkter muscle bubbles the cum and shoots it back out of its rectum
The guzzling jizz monkey farted while he was guzzling the cum in his rectum.
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