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The ultimate stage of drunkenness
At this point in the night, i was tucker max drunk.
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Is a very difficult song in DDR Extreme. It has 290 BPM. It's too fast.
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Hardcore, balls out, pissing your pants Billy Madison style partying.
A state of mind that occurs after a night of binge drinking, coke usage, acid tripping, etc.
Usually, a session of pre-pregaming mixed with idiotic advice from friends, and a couple of unwanted pregnancies stem from a night of being MAXED.....THE FUCK OUT.
AJ: Dude, its totally alright to come inside of her, just as long as you pull out immediately after you bust.
Alex: (After doing 6 keg stands back to back, while snorting an ounce of molly and battery acid) Yeah....? Uh....yeah, fuck yeah.....yeah!!
Six months later Alex discovered that he was the father of 5 kids to an Ethopian tramp that searched random college parties, so that she could have sex and possibly gain citizenship through her unwilling victim. What a fucking slore.
Warning: MAXED THE FUCK OUT is a product that should be used sparingly and rarely. Also MAXED THE FUCK OUT is not meant for everyone. Please seek medical attention if: your bladder, splein, intestinal tract or kidneys begin to hurt. Terminal cancer, as well as, depression, suicide, and unwanted pregnancies by random Ethiopian herpes infested sluts may also occur. If you ever experience the need to run down the street, eating a bucket of fried chicken and covering yourself in green jello, then you've probably watched "Demolition Man" too many times.
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That cool ass hustler/pusher whos always got a whole lot of money and ladies commin after him.
Stephen: "Yo man, I aint got no money."
Max: "Thats why I fucked your bitch."
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This is when your sharp and pound the shit out of a bad line at your favorite Sportsbook.
Sportman crushed the Books last night with his TABLE MAX WAGER.
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The trademarked shoe of the douchebag. Nike Air Max wearers tend to drink a large amount of alcohol, buzz their hair, use every chance they have to exhibit how good they are at a sport or all sports in general, and they restrict their conversations too how much pussy they get, how large their dick is, sports, and alcohol. Also, anyone not fitting these guidelines automatically inherits the title of "fag." Articles of clothing that go well with Nike Air Max's are mesh basketball shorts, high socks, and assorted sports team shirts.
Douchebag 1: Hey bro! I'm drunk as fuck right now! Wanna play sports?!
Douchebag 2: Hell yeah bro! Go long! Look at that fag! He doesn't have Nike Air Max's!
Douchebag 1+2: FAG!!!
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A flying death trap. The “crashiest” plane since the DC-10
Henry: Dude! I’m flying from LA to Hawaii on Southwest
Angie: How’s that possible? Doesn’t Southwest only use 737’s?
Henry: Yeah, but this is a Boeing 737 MAX! Longer Range!!!
Angie: Uh... um... Okaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy... have you finalized your Will yet? What flowers do you want at your funeral?
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