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That one guy in your high school that is incredibly skinny or incredibly fat that has no female friends and doesn’t pull girls. They’re the type of people you would laugh at if they were working out in the fitness room because they’re so incompetent
Guy 1:Yo you wanna go to the mall
Dickless nerd:Sorry I can’t, I’m playing dungeons and dragons for 12 hours
Guy 1:Jeez you’re such a Dickless Nerd
A nerd who thinks he/she is better than any other nerd. If you do not like what they like, then they won't give you the time of day. News flash superior nerd, you ain't that great.
Omg Gary is such a superior nerd. He won't even look at me because I never watched Star Wars.
The “nerd-5” is an uber-secret show of affection between the nerd community which “unofficially” requires said nerds to push their glasses up the bridge of the nose while simultaneously snorting, chuckling, and slapping snot-stained hands hands together, thus temporarily straightened the hand from the normal kung-fu grip of their lonely masturbation posture, and celebrating good fun throughout the nerd social circle.
Mortimer: I tweaked the mainframe settings on my PC and now it boots up 3 seconds faster.
Luther: Nerd-5!!!!
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The people who live on programs such as XBConnect, that have nothing in real life, so they turn to video games. Usually call themselves 1337, and use words like n00b, noob, and pwn. And is often heard saying the phrase, all your base are belong to us. They range from ages 12-50, and in any which case, still lives w/ his mother, and is using his mother's credit card to pay for his Xbox Live subscription, and the internet service he uses. They talk with lisps, so watch out, you may need a raincoat and/or an umbrella when conversating with a computer nerd. These people can be found in a number of places, like Halo(PC), CS (PC), and on other games such as Alien vs. Predator.
You know those famous Halo "clans" that are unstoppable in the tournaments? Yeah, well in the real world, they are peices of shits that got beat up all through highschool.
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A Nerd Gardener is a third tier nerd, one who takes care of the general populous's need for vegetarian foods. They also take care of the Royal Nerd Palace's gardens and make sure the landscape is in check.
Nerd Gardeners, are, by exact Nerd Mandate, "those who work for the aesthetic welfare of the Empire of Nerds."
That Nerd Gardener is not doing a good job!
He is a Nerd Gardener! Let's get his autograph!
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a hot/popular girl in your group or school who dates geekier or less popular guys to feed her mental- unstableness.
"see that hot chick over there?", "shes a nerd slut man, dont touch that",
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A person who spends a nice amount of their time reading/drawing manga and watching anime or similar Japaneese cartoons. They can sometimes be fun in small doses, but after a while it can be hard to tollerate constant Japaneese references that you don't get... at all. They usually hang around other anime nerds, goths, or anyone who can be labled "different". They often have a small sense of reality, and pretend to not care about other people's opinions about them. They also seems to always be happy, but mosty because ignorence is bliss. Get to know an anime nerd, and they won't stop complaining.
I know from experience, because I dated an anime nerd for 5 months. They are nearly IMPOSSIBLE to date, unless you yourself are one. They tag you in hundreds of manga pictures on Facebook, and make everything far more dramatic than it actually is in order to make reality like anime, which doesn't work. They can also be very immature.
Guy: "Hey you wanna go out?"
Girl: "Sure! ^^"
Guy: "Cool, I think you're really pretty."
Girl: "Awwww, thats soo kawaiiiiii!!"
Guy: "Oh... shit."
An example of finding out that girl is an Anime Nerd.
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