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An arduous journey one must embark on to find toilet paper after passing a bowel movement.
Me: "Shit, this role of toilet paper is out and there's no backup!"
Friend: "Looks like someone's headed down the long dirt road!"
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When Guam locals decide to drive side by side at exactly the same slow speed making it absolutely impossible for anyone to pass.
Well shit!!! I'm stuck behind another Chamorro Road Block.
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when a person in the passenger seat of a car politely takes the wheel, sets the cruise control, and receives oral sex from the driver.
GIRL: "Hey, can I drive tonight?"
BOY: "Sure, but do it with my cock in your mouth while I steer."
GIRL: "You mean ULTRA road head? Ok, I'll set the cruise control. Just remember, If I see you pull out your fucking cell phone again I'll kill us both."
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Franklin Road Academy is filled with secrets. From a racist beginning filled with embezzlement from its own founder, it now puts the founder and his family on a pedestal and acts like FRA is the most amazing place in the world. You get a decent education, but if you or your child are not to their standards don’t expect them to take any pictures of you or care about you in any way. They focus more on impressing future families than the mental and physical well being of their students.
Where do you go to school?
Oh I go to Franklin Road Academy.
Oh I am so sorry.
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The bro country equivalent of "sex on the down low ". Code for Bro sex usually in sub urban areas where guys pretend to be country.
After work I'm gonna have some cold ones with my bro, we might pop the tailgate on the Raydo and head for that dirt road.
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During the act of anal sex, the giver lifts the taker and runs them across the room, stuffing the taker's face in the toilet.
That hooker's breath stank so bad, I was forced to give her the old dirt road dunk just get through it.
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When your partner eats 7-8 ears of corn in one sitting, and then once processed through their lower bowels, you have anal relations with them.
Jeff ate a bunch of corn tonight and asked me to go down his yellow brick road.
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