A place where Mr.Potters Big News Reigns supreme. And Dan S. carrys the largest penis within a 100 mile radius. A Place where Trent T's presence brings the "Cuban Missile Crisis" to its fruiscion and you must succumb to its glory
You go to duke? You must of had sex with Trent or dan!
UND… aka “The University of North Dakota”. The only people you will meet here are either professional high-functioning alcoholics who also happen to fly planes, or depressed nursing students. In the winter, you’ll freeze your ass off waiting in line for a hockey game.
Person 1: “Hey man, there’s absolutely nothing here at UND (University of North Dakota) what should we do?”
Person 2: **pours two shots of everclear**
A high school in Irvine, California where everyone is super hyper focused on the following topics:
1.) Grades- a vast majority of Uni is students that are overly obsessed with their GPA and grades. These are the students that will basically go at *extreme* lengths to raise their 89.9 to a 90.
2.) Drugs/Juuls- those who have given up on the fierce academic competition resort to drugs (mainly weed) and vaping in order to fit in. These kids can be found during classes vaping in bathroom stalls or during various points throughout the day crowded around one locker each trying to grab at the pot supply of whoever’s locker it is.
3.) Status- throughout every aspect of life at Uni is the status that comes with each individual move that they do. Some become focused on this ideal and devote their high school careers to having the coolest Instagram theme or wearing the right kinds of clothes.
In addition to these Uni fixiations, you may have noticed that Uni is located in Irvine. Irvine has been the safest city in the US for several years in a row and has garnered its reputation as being the “Irvine Bubble”. Everyone has a different interpretation of this, but the basic themes are as follows:
1.) No Poverty
2.) No Violence
3.) No Reality
All in all, University High School is a diverse community filled with different students and teachers making it both the best and worst school ever.
College Application Administrator: So, where did you attend high school?
College Applicant: University High School, in Irvine.
College Application Administrator: With those grades? That’s impressive.
Student 1: Where’d you get that pot?
Student 2: Off of some Uni kid
The second-largest Christian university in the U.S. Mostly made up of flannel wearing, long boarding, indie music listening, Africa loving, TOMS wearing or barefoot hipsters. There are twice as many girls and they are all trying to get their ring by spring.
Azusa Pacific University is where all the Christian, hipster, college kids go!
The Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU) is an American media franchise and shared fictional universe that is centered on a series of superhero films, independently produced by Marvel Studios and based on characters that appear in publications by Marvel Comics. The franchise has expanded to include comic books, short films, and a television series. The shared universe, much like the original Marvel Universe in comic books, was established by crossing over common plot elements, settings, cast, and characters. Clark Gregg has appeared the most in the franchise, portraying Phil Coulson, an original character to the MCU.
The first film released in the MCU was Iron Man (2008), which began the first phase of films, culminating in Marvel's The Avengers (2012). Phase Two began with Iron Man 3 (2013), and is expected to conclude with Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015). Marvel is also preparing Phase Three, beginning with the release of Ant-Man (2015). The universe began to expand with the release of the first official tie-in comics in 2010, and saw further expansion with the Marvel One-Shots direct-to-video short films in 2011 and the TV series Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. in the 2013–14 season. Marvel has multiple films and television projects in various stages of development.
The franchise as a whole ranks as the second highest-grossing film franchise of all time and has inspired other film studios with comic book character film rights to attempt to create similar shared universes.
The following film scene, from Iron Man (2008), is an example of the Marvel Cinematic Universe in action:
after end credits
Tony Stark: arriving home Evening, JARVIS!
Jarvis: voice distorted Welcome home, sir...
Stark stops as he sees a figure in his living room
Nick Fury: "I am Iron Man". You think you're the only superhero in the world? Mr. Stark, you've become part of a bigger universe. You just don't know it yet.
Tony Stark: Who the hell are you?
Nick Fury: Nick Fury. Director of SHIELD.
Tony Stark: Ah.
Nick Fury: I'm here to talk to you about the Avenger Initiative.
#1 in innovation #2 Stanford #3 MIT
Student 1: Our school just found a cure for cancer!
Student 2: Our school just solve the problem for world peace!
Arizona State University Student: Ya, but are you #1 in innovation?
A university of socially inept people who definitely can't ski (hence why they lose to Loughborough at every ski race). People who lack banter and often can't speak English. Trying to be a university but is just a small college in Coventry.
Wipeout, a student at the University of Warwick, a socially inept student with no skiing ability and no banter is a perfect example of the classic 'warwick student'