When a group of Karen's sit on the metal outdoor dining furniture during a hot Cali day.
Karen, we need to eat inside. I'm not about to smell your California fish grill.
A place i cannot hide in because "these hills have eyes and i got paranoia"
"But i cannot hide in hills of California because these hills got eyes and i got paranoia"
When you go to swap jeans with a rando and they are commando with the nastiest uncircumcised dick you've ever seen.
I was doing a California Jersey Swap at the bar and the dude's hood had flies buzzing around it. I'm out!
The act of shooting ice cream up your ass and letting it freeze your your turds before gay butt sex
Hey bro do a California blender so you can ride my cock later
Rizz sustained by exceptional prowess, or a cover of the song “California love” by 2pac
Person 1: “watchu know about that California Rizz”
Person 2: “California Rizz!”
The act of fitting both testicals in a vagina or anus.
" Hey baby, come back here. Lets have some california fun.
A common social media principle that states the following:
On any post or other social media content that has even the slightest reference or mention of California, it is guaranteed that at least 1 person will comment about how the state is a shithole.
These commenters are usually from those who aren't from California and/or have never visited. Or from people who have visited the big cities of California or those who are jealous.
Typically, these comments vary from the following categories:
- California being a liberal/blue state
- California being infested with homeless
- Californian is a communist state
Remarks usually remain within these 3.
*Instagram post of the USA map displaying favorite restaurants across the states*
connor_rowe84: California is a shithole
This is an example of the Internet Law of California