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A word to express how another person feels, like ''i know how your feeling''
My girlfriend broke up with me
i can feel you
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A person who, after a minimal ammount of alcohol, turns into the legendary belgian muscle man jean Claude Van Damme and starts a fight with anybody near him despite their size
Things got a bit tasty last night in the Club - after half a pint of special brew Dave turned into One Can Van Damme and smacked a bouncer
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A phrase used a a warning towards a 3rd party in a confrontation whom you may/or may not have issues with that if they keep on doing/saying certain things, a fight can ensure.
Chanel: “And you, Punkie Brewster, come get your client before you don’t have any hair to work with and for the record: you can get it too”
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Alt: Two Can Jackie Chan
A rather embarrassing (for friends present who are sober / can handle their drink) and woeful condition in which the sufferer changes from a passive to an aggressive personality type having consumed a couple of pints of piss weak lager. The afflicted light weight can be regularly observed in bars and clubs, squaring up to people who are considerably taller, stronger and more adept at martial arts than they are. These 'confrontations' inevitably lead to the 'Two Can' Action Man receiving a swift kicking, necessitating an equally predictable detour to a casualty department. Also seen on execrable Police based TV documentaries adopting unconvincing martial arts poses, a la Karate Kid, in front of bored Police Officers. Just who are you trying to fool? The Police will tazer and break you!!!
Mate 1: Jim's been to hospital again!
Mate 2: Yeah the twat! He was round at mine and had two cans of Stella. Next thing you know he tried to chop a brick in half with his hand.
Mate 1: Not as bad as the time he spent two weeks in traction after he had two glasses of cider, decided he was hard and nutted that bouncer in the chest....What a Two Can Van Damme.
“Can I Get A BRUH..” is a phrase when there is a bruh moment. Someone would say “Can I Get A BRUH..” and someone else would say “BRUH”
Sierra fell on the floor..and said “Can I get a BRUH..”
Kortney dropped all of her belongings in the middle of the crowd and said “Can I get a BRUH..”
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The awesome single of Kirk VanHouten from the TV show, the Simpsons.
"Can I borrow a Feeling?
Can you lend me a Jar of Love?
Hurtin' Hearts need some healing,
Take my hand with your glove of love."
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The act of wanting to have rigorous sex to the point of having children with someone/someones
Every whore at a club: "omg that guy can have my babies"
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