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The smartest motherfucker on the planet, he builds sexy hypercars, and knows his cars inside and out
Christian Von Koenigsegg Can build sexy cars
Tatum lee Christian is the bestest friend ever and so beautiful, funny, nice to some people and has a flat butt. A lot of boys like her especially boys names that start with (B) and she is not fat. She is perfect and good at sports and good at gymnastics, and loves McDonald’s. She is embarrassed to eat in front of boys she likes. And Tatum lee Christian likes to talk in this voice that is really weird and she farts ALOT. And she dose not know how to twerk. But she is the best person you will ever meat with the best personality that you will love and she is the perfect best friend and once you find out her true self you will love her.
You are lucky to meant a Tatum lee Christian the one and only bestest weirdest friend ever and her farts smell really bad you better hope she doesn’t Dutch oven you, because you will probably pass out, but you are still best friends with Her. Your lucky if she is being her self around you. P.S crusty mattresses.
A school of rich ass kids with an alcohol problem.
I’m Southside Christian School and i need to chill.
gay ass school where teachers fuck with students minds. the only school where you’re either a drug addict or you’re holy, there’s no in between
i left fellowship christian school because every teacher was a bitch
Team Captain 1: I want Amber
Team Captain 2: I want Alex
Team Captain 1: I want Daniel
Team Captain 2: Fuck now I'm stuck with the christian fat kid
A dilemma faced by many young Christians today due to the confluence of current societal norms (i.e. getting married later in life) and the generally accepted Christian practice of abstaining from sex until after marriage.
Christians, as a general rule, don't start bumping uglies till the wedding night. This does present an issue for some of the more hormonal and excitable among them who just wanna get it on.
I think Bill and Mary are suffering from Horny Christian Syndrome, they are getting married tomorrow and only met four months ago.
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A "private" school in Baltimore county that advertises themselves everywhere because we can't really get anyone to join. Flat broke. No one knows or teaches anything that relates to life. Kids do it in the bathroom just like public school so it's honestly throwing the tuition in a black hole. Guys are nerds until about junior year because everyone has known everyone since they were 7 years old so no one has been verbally abused enough to make something good of themselves. Guys are geeks. Chicks are either sluts, wannabees, or nerdy emos. There's about 5 legitimate girls in the whole damn place. Not a desirable place to be & everyone wants out.
You go to perry hall christian?
Ha look at that. I'm promised my mom I'd uh...
see yuh.
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