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A sexual position where the man sits up in bed, reclined and the woman lays perpendicular across his lap, face up, with her ass squarely on his crotch and her legs spread allowing him arm’s length, easy access to her pussy and breasts (or mouth) at the same time. If the man has magic hands, the result is his woman will rock her hips in ecstasy, hence the Devil’s Rocking Chair.
Daddy, can I please sit in the Devil’s rocking chair?
I hear Tiffany was playing the devil's kazoo after bible study yesterday
When a man crosses his legs and both dick and balls rest on the top leg
John: Hey man, doesn’t crossing your legs like that hurt?
Humphrey: Nah man i got the Devil’s Lily Pad goin on
To show callous indifference.
Implies the devil will shed a tear first.
A variation of the saying "Devil may care".
Devil may cry, but I wont.
Your partners pubic hair when you’re performing oral.
My hygienist asked the secret to my healthy gums - “‘My husband has the best devil’s dental floss .”
A substance created when toilet paper is used to clean up jizz.
Not desirable, should only be done as a last resort or when creating really cool art.
Guy after sex “Here’s some toilet paper”
Woman “I’m not tryna make the devil’s paper-maché. Get me a damn towel or something.”
Slicing the devil’s neck means deliberately going out of your way to start trouble/problems just so you can face some form of consequence/danger to yourself.