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When salt gets on your finger tips while eating fries like how keif does when you break up weed. (or handle it in anyway)
Damn, I love french fries but the french fry keif is the tastiest part! Mhmmm...
A finger inserted into a man's anus during fellatio for the purpose of stimulating the prostate to intensify orgasm.
I thought I knew what pleasure was until Amelie used her French blowjob finger on me. A life-changing experience.
She has the best French blowjob finger I've seen since I was fo'teen.
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A type of pizza that you pop in your oven for 30 minutes, then afterwards enjoy it's orgasm-inducing sensation - hoping that it won't burn the roof of your mouth.
Laura: I bought french bread pizza from the grocery store.
Jimmy: FUCK YEAH!
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the best men and women alive in this planet just for playing the most awesome instrument.
bill: are you a the french horn player
john:yes why?
bill:i salute you man
john:uhh thanks
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When you place your testicles lightly on the surface of a glass of chocolate milk and someone else uses a straw to blow bubbles into the glass
"Hey billy why don't you give me a FRENCH TUG-BOAT this evening, after our chess club meeting!"
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Something soccer moms often say before, after, or in between swearing, as if to convince someone that they are speaking to that they have picked up a foreign language, and are not just using words like fuck, shit, ass, bitch, or possibly Barbara Steisand.
Excuse my french, but little jason is just the most retarded fucking little bastard on the block. Too bad his fucking whore of a mother didn't use a condom.
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The event that occurs when there is forecast of a storm of any kind, and everyone goes out and buys "the staples": eggs, milk, and bread, common ingredients in french toast.
Dude, Sue Simmons just announced that there was going to be 6 inches of snow, and my mom went out and got French Toast Syndrome.
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