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A trick ass bitch marked as being suspect
Shady, Unclear, Scared
Yo check this Mark Ass Suspect rollin this way, lookin like a part time snitch and a full time suspect.
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When your teacher gives you marks that go up and down like a roller coaster.
Sam: Dude, what'd you get on the math test?
Dean: 65%
Sam: Whoa, didn't you get a 90 the last time?
Dean: Yeah man, roller coaster marks! :(
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The unspoken rule that when using exclamation marks, you must always use either one or three exclamation marks in a row. Two or four are not allowed, because they look wrong.
Girlfriend (texting): the new twilight movie is out!! lets go!!!!
Boyfriend: no. you just broke the exclamation mark rule
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Phrase said before or after a prediction or declaration to mean: "You should write down what I say (mentally or literally), because it will come true or be something unforgetable."
Usually said in warning or in a betting situation, so that you can win a wager or say I told you so later.
Intended to convey great conviction, as though your statement could be doubted or denied by others.
"Mark my words, that car will break down on the way there."
"If you go, mark my words, your stuff will be on the lawn when you get back."
"That marriage won't last a year; mark my words."
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The single biggest, saddest sack of shit alive in all of the Americas today. He is the fat loony fucker that shot and killed John Lennon, one of the greatest songwriters to date. He did so because supposedly Jesus and "The Catcher in the Rye" told him to.
Jay: You know who's the biggest douche bag ever?
Mike: Mark David Chapman?
Jay: Absolutely!
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playing fast and loose in someone's ass, gets shit all over all everyone.
He was playing like a dirty mark sanchez and got shit everywhere.
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A male sexual manoeuvre that involves defacating before the encounter and skipping the wipe, then proceeding to mount one's partner in "la cubana" fashion (more commonly known as "titty fucking"). The after-effects of such a manouevre tend to leave your mark, in this case the Boston skid mark.
Oh bra everything was going so nice until she started pushing for a Boston skid mark. I had to bail.
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