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A beige mom is a mother who only gives their child sad beige toys (usually wooden) along with sad beige clothing you may be wondering why do these mothers not give their children the joy of a bright colorful life well these mothers also live a sad beige life and go feral when something is out of their aesthetic
“ did u see Shelly’s TikTok she is really turning into a beige mom”
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is better than
Dad's ravioli
Grandma's ginocchi
Girlfriend's tortellini
Grandpa's rigatoni
You better lose yourself in ya mom's spaghetti
It's ready
You better never let it go
You only get one spaghetti, do not miss your chance to blow
'Cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime, yo 🍝
The biggest milf in the world she’s so hot like wow I’d love to smash her brains out
Person 1: have you seen Angelica’s mom
Person 2: yeah she’s such a milf
A bloated sasuage chewing wine.o whose nipples smell like beer and stale cigars.
Did you see that bloated sausage chewing wine.o , her nipples smell like beer and stale cigars...
Yeah that's Jim's mom
A sexy person that makes you cream in your pants. She is the sexiest mom in the world.
I fucked Alan's mom last night
Must have been creamy!