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October 7th Is National ‘Piece of Shit’ Day.
On this day feel free to let your true feelings show, as no one can tell you not to. It’s a holiday. Post that person that fucked your gf, post that person who spit on your moms grave, post that person who didn’t give you $5 back after they said “I’ll pay you back tomorrow” 24 times.
Friend: “dude it’s National piece of shit day!”
Piece of shit: “what? No way!”
Friend: “yea, that’s why I posted your face on snap”
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When someone is disorganized or confused.
Person 1: I misplaced my keys and my wallet!
Person 2: Oh my, you're all bits and pieces today
On account of your comment, sir, it is safe to confidently conclude that you're a genuine retarded racist POFS (piece of fucking shit) and i hope you continue to live a miserable fucking life in your tiny little bubble and remain forever irrelevant :)
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When you jam 3 chicken tenders up a willing woman's vagina and proceed to remove and eat them.
Dude what a skank I can't believe she let you give her a 3 piece finger box. See also chicken linger
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1.)The absolute worst person you can imagine.
2.)At the cutting edge of being "a piece of shit."
3.)Someone who has the worst bummy swag imaginable.
B.C.H: WTF are we waiting for, I'm starving?
KBR: We can't hit up Saturday Lunch until Goofball is done with his fantasy draft.
B.C.H.: I'm sick of that state of the art piece of shit and his 12 fantasy teams holdin' up the Saturday Lunch Club
KBR: Yeah, he sucks.
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opposite of being a slam piece
A well-rounded girl who is well-mannered and wife material. But may be a freak in bed.
"I'm not a slampiece, I'm a take home to the fam piece."
A southern Belle.
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A friend who inadequately responds to a joke, meme, action, or comment simply because they do not feel like it.
Guy: *Sends funny picture to friend*
Friend: *Likes It*
Guy: WOW you are a lazy piece of bad friend... give me a better reaction than that
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