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Three Pumps Custard

A male that cums after only three strokes

He was such a bad fuck, it was all over in like three pumps custard!

by Stuart Munro December 1, 2006


Pump-queen

A thin,
Effeminate guy who lifts weights but never gets big, a skinny guy with little muscles . Sports “fake butch “ T ‘s w police or fireman logos.

That Woody Allen looking guy lifts all the time but stays small, he’s a pump-queen

by Davedale August 13, 2019


Face pump hours

This is the opposite of pee pee poo poo hours this this is where instead of being a whiny crybaby a person is instead meone who looks to fight and antagonize a bad or dangerous situation . Normally ending in your dick in the babysitters throat, mouth or face too celebrate when your return home.

I will only be awake for face pump hours.

by Lil pimpin May 3, 2021


Bearded fist pump

Two dudes with beards. One giving head. In the bathroom of a club on jersey shore

Woah. Did you hear... John and Sean were doing the bearded fist pump at the club last night

by Ck1227 July 27, 2019


Blue Pump-Shotgun

When she's pumping your meat so hard it turns blue.

Guy: Yo chill, you're squeezing it too hard!
Girl: It's pumping, I'm about to make it blue.
Guy: You on some Blue Pump-Shotgun shit? This ain't Fortnite, chill!

by mplougj November 24, 2023


busted on one pump

When your penis throbs only once and you cum

I pulled down my pants and watched porn, I was about to start masturbating but i busted on one pump

by HAMZTK April 4, 2017


Pump princess

1. Someone who always makes another person pump their gas.

2. Someone who resides in Oregon, who after the law has changed that residents can now pump their own gas, they still will only use employees.

She’s such a pump princess, she makes me get out to pump her gas every time.

I’m a pump princess - I won’t go to any self serve stations.

by Flatbeans July 30, 2023