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A war 3000 years ago, which actually probably never happened and is really a load of fuck made up by a Greek Nerd with small genitalia - i'm sure he had a statue commisioned which proves it - (but I'm not complaining because the movie was cool) between the Trojans and the Greeks, who got beat down for most of it and had to use a giant wooden, horse shaped dildo for the greek king with men inside to act as sperm, but who he forgot about and gave to the Trojans as a peace gift when he needed a bigger toy to win, as well as a lot more soldiers (but to be fair the Trojans did have massive walls to defend them and to fire arrows off). The Trojans were too pissed and comatose to give a fuck about the horse so they let it in because they fought apollo creed gave it to them as a gift for raping the hell out of the Greeks for most of the time and stealing their bitches.
Who the fuck is sad enough to look Trojan war up?
World of Warcraft for the poor man. Nuff said.
Guild Wars is why I get out of bed in the moring.
Something I wish we had, as if we did gas would be 30 cents a gallon, unfortunatly there has been no oil war.
Quickest way to get a nerdgasm
Nerdy kid to friend: Yea, I wanted to crank one out after school yesterday, but my mom was home so I watched Star Wars instead.
1.Another huge ass mistake made by fox.
2.The terrible show on the Fox Sunday line-up that replace one of Fox's greatest shows arrested development. Unfornately the show comes on between The Simpsons and Family Guy and so regretably, you will end up watching it anyway. Although it will probably stay on the air as long as many other fox shows, it still sucks bad.
"I sat through another episode of The War at Home last night. I swear to god I almost had to shoot myself."
the biggest piece of shit storyline ever seen in a modern shooter, with so much awesome gore you will think you are chuck norris on steroids
jesus may be able to walk on water, but chuck norris can swim through land
one time, marcus from gears of war and chuck norris from walker texas ranger were having a face off, and chuck norris curbstomped that bitch all the way to *insert location here*, where he was then raped by a locust on viagra
One of the world's greatest sagas. It has many ugly scenes.Obviously. Darth Vader thinks he's all that but he is a pile of useless junk at the end, a black guy who wore his mask for 10 yrs. or so becomes white. Yeesch. I still like sw anyhow.
Darth Vader:I am your father.
Luke:No, you couldn't be!
Darth Vader: Take off my mask and see.
Example2:
Darth Vader:i am your father.
Luke:uhuh.
Vader:uhu
Luke fine be a liar.