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thomas walker terry is a tall young man... or at least we thought he was. he has made the decision over the past year to be identifiead as a female yogurt cup. his friends cooper, oliver, and tanner are following in his foot steps.
Omg is that thomas terry the female yogurt cup!!??
Has a husband named Josh and together they have a child called Ugandan knuckles. Also has large penis and incredibly muscular....⚡
"Jeez Thomas Fletcher-Tomlinson, he's fast and big...⚡"
A fat nerd that thinks he's the best.
Thomas Edison is a nerd fart. said Byant Dilman
A Thomas Carroll is a gift from God. The best man, friend, father, brother, son, and husband a person could ever have. He's funny and laid back but can get down and have your back should you need it. He has a huge heart and would give you the shirt off his back. He's not only intelligent but also street smart and vigilant. He is amazing to be around, when you're in his presence the world is immediately a better place to be. Though he can be hard headed at times he always admits his faults . Above all else he is a fucking Genius in bed, nick named "The Pussy Whisperer". Want to have multiple mind blowing orgasms? He's your man.... Unfortunately, he's also 100% faithful to his wife, so no other women will ever get to experience him in the sack again except that lucky bitch wife of his .. but damn, I wish I could!!🤤😍🤩
"Damn, that man is such a Thomas Carroll. All women want him and all men want to be him"
Thomas Chamberlain gets all the ladies. His jokes are absolute knee slappers and he has a truly gargantuan gluteus maximus.
person: thomas chamberlain is cute
jesus: true
shut up thomas day 3 is the third national shut up thomas day in the world! it’s on october 20th!
thomas: hey
me: shut up
thomas: oh my god is there ANOTHER national shut up thomas day?
me: yup! it’s october 20th, today! Shut Up Thomas Day 3!
thomas: why