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Ice tipping is a game where two or more player each stick an ice cube on the tip of their penis. The player who removes his ice cube first loses. Each player then proceeds to ejaculate on the losers ice cube and the loser then has to ingest the cube
I lost a game of ice tipping last night and I still taste salt
When an overweight male has a small penis, but when you pull on it , it ends up being over average.
I was gonna leave then I found out he just had a Froogle tip
When your significant other has a sore throat, you offer to soothe it with a load of cum
Her: honey, my throat is sore
Him: lemme help you with some 2 ball salve with the soft tip applicator
When you're at college, and you see a squirrel, so you give it a dollar, because it's pretty fucking poor too.
Did you see the squirrel over there? He's one of those tip squirrels.
Having a barista literally turn around and pour a black coffee then turn the payment monitor toward you where the tip options start at 20% OR having a full sit down meal with mediocre service and when the bill comes the server says "An 18% gratuity has already been added to the bill".
Getting extorted every time you engage in a minor customer service experience where historically there would be no tip expected.
Barrack: "So far today I've tipped the barista, the delivery guy and the guy who held the bathroom stall door open for me and wow this is ridiculous; I'd prefer paying extortion money to the Gambino Crime Family
Michelle: "Oh Barrack, you're just feeling some tipping fatigue, don't get crazy"
Mouthpiece of a vape. Can be used to refill vapes with e-liquid and reduce splatter in your mouth.
Drip tips can be replaces with different ones to improve the vaping experience