bangs like a shit house door

A female who energically enjoys sex.
Taken from when most houses in England had outside toliets and a door that would slam shut in the wind.

"I'd like to get into Sarah's knickers, i bet she bangs like a shit house door!"

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Hold Da Door People

One who ask others to hold da door so they can see if da welfare checks come in here.

Hold da door mf so I ca axed if da welfare checks come in here.

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Irish Door

the, often times, brick wall that appears to be the door next to it while under the influence.

McGarrity: Jaysus what happened to your head Malachy?
O'Riley: Oh, he tried walking through the irish door downstairs.

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Walking through the door

Walking through the door is do copy someone else because you want to be safe instead of taking a risk.

I followed Max into the door because I knew if I didn't, Alexhole would lay a trap down for me.

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Back Door Blood Belch

The outcome of a forced anal entry, results in bleeding. After passing wind forms a bloody belch.

Timmy raped his father resulting in a back door blood belch.

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about as useful as a screen-door on a submarine

Utterly useless
A waste of oxygen
Completely worthless
A waste of space
Devoid of any purposeful function on this earth
Something about as useful as a screen door on a submarine

"This screen door on our submarine is about as useful as a screen-door on a submarine."

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1/72 of a celestial door prize

This refers to a virgin; because of the supposed awarding of 72 virgins to Muslims who die in a jihad.

She's 25; and still 1/72 of a celestial door prize.

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