Poo-choo train

Train made out of turds; created by Mr. Hanky on South Park as a way to reach the North Pole.

Hey kids, let's ride the poo-choo train and go see Santa!

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all terrain train

a train that does not need tracks in order to move from point a to point b. usually very dangerous and can strike without warning. in some severe cases, the all terrain train may find where you live and try to get you.

"dude where's phill today?"

"he's stuck at home with 3 all terrain trains circling his house... all he can do is wait."

"oh... ok?'

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train wreck theory

A train wreck that you can't stop watching. "You don't want to stare, but you just can't look away"

Britney spears' life fits the train wreck theory, the worse it gets the more you want to watch.

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Trained 2 Go

Means you are "bout it" or prepared for any situation.

Someone not to be played with.

You are about your business.

Don't run your mouth in Richmond them boys Trained 2 Go.

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Slut Training Academy

Slut Training Academy is also known as St. Thomas Aquinas High School, STA for short. Many people don’t think they will fall into the trap, but attending STA is guaranteed to turn you into a slut. St. Thomas is a predominantly white school full of fake blonde bitches. There is no doubt that St. Thomas is a major party school that throws absolutely ragers. But parties full of sloppy drunk teenagers is a whore activity waiting to happen.

“What school do you go to?”
“Slut Training Academy”
“Oh, so that’s why you’re a whore!”

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Coors Train (Express)

When a guy uses Icy-Hot to lube up a condom then proceeds to insert his penis into the woman's vagina. It's called this due to the Coors commercials with the Coors train freezing everything. The penis is the train.
You can make it a Coors Train Express if she notices that her vagina feels wierd, at which point, you pull out and run like an express train.

Dude, things ain't going too well with my ho. I gave her to Coors Train last night but then it turned into a Coors Train (Express). I think she might die.

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titty train wreck

Cleavage so outrageous and in your face you can not look away. Often found on heavy girls who think having huge breasts is the only qualification for being attractive.

Damn look at that cow's knockers jiggle, what a titty train wreck.

My girlfriend got pissed at me for staring at another girls boobs, but it was a damn titty train wreck. I couldn't help it.

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