someone who smells of poo. Not nice to be around and very annoying and always trying to be involved in conversations.
Ernest Odeh is such a turd bog!!!
A guy/girl who trash talks and just acts like a total moron.
A person who dictates posts topically to make sure they suit his personal agenda of taking over the world and slaying all the dirty hoochies
Chad sure is being a Twat Turd today.
Justin likes to act like a Twat Turd on Facebook posts for no reason.
When you poop in a swimsuit (usually a bikini) and it sticks out and looks like a boner on your butt
a rehab resistant drug addict.
Don't turn your back on that (turd turkey).
The act of texting your friends to tell them about the crap you are currently taking.
Turd-blogging is an excellent way to pass the time during a particularly difficult crap.
A sexual act in which one defecates into the palm of ones hand to then grip the turd-covered palm around the shaft of the users penis, while violently, yet carefully, keeping the turd safe within the proximity of said penis.
We were having an alright time at the party until Roger got too drunk and started turd jerking Samuel in front of everyone