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When you poop in a swimsuit (usually a bikini) and it sticks out and looks like a boner on your butt
A Land Rover, Range Rover or any other vehicle that rolled off the production line at Load Lane Solihull
What ever possesed you buy that old Solihull turd Geoffrey? The gear box will shit its self the first time you pull that cattle trailer
Turd tickle: nailing someone in the butt.
She's such a skank that I wouldn't even turd tickle her!
a rehab resistant drug addict.
Don't turn your back on that (turd turkey).
The act of texting your friends to tell them about the crap you are currently taking.
Turd-blogging is an excellent way to pass the time during a particularly difficult crap.
A sexual act in which one defecates into the palm of ones hand to then grip the turd-covered palm around the shaft of the users penis, while violently, yet carefully, keeping the turd safe within the proximity of said penis.
We were having an alright time at the party until Roger got too drunk and started turd jerking Samuel in front of everyone
Being informed of, by way of oral dictation, shit-talking going on behind your back.
Billy: How did you hear that Jamal said you had a seagull dick?
Jeff: Turd of mouth.