Random
Source Code

ur mom gay kid

The mom of a kid is gay

Person 1: bruh fuck off
Person 2: ur mom gay kid stfu
Person 1: *cries in the corner*

by Diego Rivas Slayer October 12, 2020


ur granny tranny x2

This statement is used in an argument to absolutely DESTROY the opponent. It means your grandma is transgender, allowing you to destroy the opponent and win the argument/battle.

Stranger 1: Ur mom gay lol

Stranger 2: Well ur granny tranny x2

Stranger 1: *dies*

by Urmomdoublegaylol September 17, 2018


ur uncle has shingles

The only acceptable response to “your granny tranny

Tim: “ur granny tranny

Jesus: “ur uncle has shingles”

Tim: *contracts crabs*

by Josef Stalin’s March 15, 2018


ur rhythm an absolute cataclysm

The musician's version of ur mom gay.

If you say this to someone who plays an instrument their genitals will dissolve into foam along with whatever dignity they have left.

this insult is worse than every other ur mom gay variant.

Friend: Hey dude check out this guitar solo!

Me: Alright

Friend: *Messes it up completely*

Friend: Lol thats better than anything you can play.

Me: Bruh stfu ur rhythm an absolute cataclysm!

Some guy in the background: OH DAYUM

*friends balls dissolve into foam and he gets sucked into a black hole and is obliterated*

Me: REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by Rickythepain April 12, 2018


ur ancestor a man molester

All other ur insults bow down to this God of an insult

Tommy: ur family tree lgbt
Nick: stfu ur ancestor a man molester
Tommy explodes into a fucking oblivion

by yoink_ March 24, 2018


set ur own bedtime

a thing kids do where if their parents arent keeping track of time and it is past ur bedtime, you take advantage by not going to bed untill they yell "its way past ur bedtime!".

guy 1: im tired of having to go to bed at ten!

guy 2: how about you set ur own bedtime

guy 1: thats a great idea! but im gonna need a plan.

by nobody else here October 23, 2017


ur flowers just died

sunflower vol.6 harry styles song
"ur flowers just died" meaning u just lost ur v-card
thank me later <3

it says i need to fill this in but idk how to use it in a sentence ummm
the girl harry wrote this abt- her flowers died bc of harry :D
WHAT DOES IT MEAN "DEFINE THE WORD" I DID ALREADY

ok um in a sentence
"hey my flowers just died"
"oh thats nice to know"
I ALREADY DEFINED THIS DAMN THING
"ur flowers just died" meaning u just lost ur v-card

by sweeteroda September 12, 2021