People Who Write Definitions For Someone's Name

The WORST people on Urban Dictionary, even worse than that of the Urban Dicks. Just like the title says, these people want to reaffirm themselves or people that they like by writing definitions for their names.

Guy 1: Jessica is awesome I am gonna write a definition for her.

Guy 2: Fuck you. You are one of those People Who Write Definitions For Someone's Name!

Who the fuck keeps removing dictionary entries?

Me

I did it.

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who shot john

an exclimation when something unthinkable has just happened.

i.e. you run out of milk, found out you have v.d.

oh shit, WHO SHOT JOHN!?! i'm out of milk son!

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I am a man who is wearing a hat

Used to indicate that the speaker is a man and currently wearing a hat.

"I am a man who is wearing a hat"

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who is you? step from around me

a statement used to show contempt at another's actions and request that they leave your vicinity.

Kelly: "Your shoes are like soooo last season."

Amy: "Who is you? Step from around me."

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Oh my god who the hell cares

Used by Peter Griffin. A girl talks about her Malibu Stacy doll, according to Peter, but nobody cares about it.

I will be using: OMG instead of Oh my god in Oh my god who the hell cares, because of the way he said: Oh my god. It was like a teenage girl would on sweet sixteen or on the on the internet. Just imagine it.

"This is my Malibu Stacy doll, she comes with a comb and an extra dress !"a young girl exclaimed happily

To which peter replies, "OMG Who the hell cares ?"

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someone who wants to set you on fire

Her name is probably Maggie. Shes aight.

"Hey do you have someone who wants to set you on fire?"

"Yeah, thats just Maggie "