Car Boner

When the vibrations of a car, train or plane journey cause you to get a hard on. also for further amusement - sometimes sexual, one can tightlypres the area around giving it a firm clear outline of the boner, this is then called a "Car Boner Hand Print" derived from carbon footprint.

"Dude, put that Car boner away, you're making me ill!" "Woh vibrations are getting to the lower quater, think i got a car boner coming on" "Brookes Mathews made a major car boner hand print the other day, soo clear but soo small" "Brighton + Lifton = a journey full of car boners"

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piss boner

A guy wakes up with a piss boner when he doesn't totally unload before he goes to bed. This can be especially embarrassing when living with another man or when explaining the concept to a female when under the hysteria of the midnight mindfuck.

I laid in bed for at least an hour this morning and the piss boner I had never went down. I basically had to masturbate to get it to a size reasonable enough to get out of bed with.

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Boner Coaster

This is the phenomenon that occurs when you see a ridicuously hot chick that makes you instantaneously pop wood, blow your load, pop wood, blow your load, pop wood, and so on. Similiar to the peaks and valleys one would experience on a roller coaster.

"Dude, you see that chick in the mini-skirt? I'm totally riding a boner coaster right now."

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Stoner-Boner

A semi-erotic sensation that occurs when first seeing or smelling very strong cannabis

"I went to the weed expo and had a stoner-boner the whole time!"

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boner blanket

A blanket used to cover an aroused penis.

Hey before you put the porno DVD on, can you pass me that boner blanket.

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country boner

Nocturnal Penile Tumescence, or "morning wood".

I woke up with a country boner again today.

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boner loaner

a tease; someone who takes something that you have temporarily; someone who is a buzz-kill

Your mom's such a boner loaner

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