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I have no idea why that happened.
Yes, I realize your friend died an unnecessary death at a very young age, but God works in mysterious ways.
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Stopping work on a task without performing the extra steps necessary to complete it to a high standard of quality.
I didn't pull the weeds from around the garage, but the lawn looks close enough for government work.
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A sarcastic phrase used when you can tell that things may not be going according to plan for the person you are speaking with.
JT: "Ow! Damn it. Do we have bandages? And sterile gauze?"
Meg: "What on earth are you doing?"
JT: "Unloading the knives from the dishwasher."
Meg: "Huh. How's that working out for you?"
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A person who’s incredibly dedicated to their career and often has more then one job yet never turns down a good time. Their schedule is so crammed with work and social events that they have to pull out a 20lb planner to pencil you in.
Work hard play hard. Alishia. On top of her game, educated, has a full-time career, dedicated mother, plans every detail of her life. She’s so busy that when you text her she will forget to text you back but will call you in a rush on speaker phone on her way to next event or as she’s working on something. (There will always be another person she’s speaking to at the same time) However, when it’s time to go out she will pregame in the car with fireball shots, drop it like it’s hot when her song comes on, and she’s a social butterfly loved by everyone she meets.
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A saying that people named Chandler use to describe how hard they work when they really don't.
Co-worker: Chandler you have been on break for the last 45 mins stop slacking. Chandler: I work hard for the money goddammit.
Homeless, drugs and mental illness, the 3 major challenges of social work in North America.
The 3 plagues of social work are known by their acronym HDMI.
"My uncle works at Nintendo" is a facetious statement which is often jokingly used to spread false insider information about Nintendo and its upcoming projects.
People try to get others to believe that they have received insider information from their uncle who supposedly works at the video game company.
The lie is so well known that in internet culture, it has become a joke way for people to signal that any information they're about to say will be false.
My uncle works at Nintendo and he said Raiden will be a playable character in the next Super Smash Bros.