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A place for people to share engaging and entertaining content mixed in with a cesspool of garbage (primarily children's Nursery rhymes, DO NOT CALL STEVE MINECRAFT AT 3:00 AM SCARY CHALLENGE GONE WRONG 2017, How to get FREE fortnite VBUCKS just give parents credit card info, and other things like that). If you happen to be a mega corporation, expect to be protected from all sorts of criticism and to be able to financially ruin any small creator for showing two fucking seconds of footage you technically own but not really. Don't worry; they can't do jack shit about it. Youtube is also known for their piece of shit business practices such as removing dislikes to shield corporations from criticism and censoring anything to get precious money from daddy China.
Did you hear that YouTube removed dislikes?
Yeah, they want to protect small crea-
You're fucking dead to me, Phil.
Youtube is a very famous(and not stable)platform used by people named "logan paulers". The "logan paulers" watch a world famous(and pretty fukin' dumb asshole)named logan paul.
A website made in 2005 that can make your life wasted.
Guy 1:Hey dude, what did you do last night?
Guy 2:I watched YouTube.
Guy 1:All night?
Guy 2:Yes.
Guy1: Man I hope my website isn't like Youtube, or turns into Youtube.
Guy2: Me too, if it does kys.
Guy1: Ofc
A person who does something stupid or pointless.
A situation in which someone exhibits sheer stupidity.
By admitting his guilt, Brian had a YouTube moment.
Definition A: An action of offensive and pointless stupidity; a person who acts with offensive or pointless stupidity.
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Definition B: An action of inoffensive or purposeful intelligence; a person who acts with inoffensive or purposeful intelligence
Person A: *farts loudly in the elevator* "IT WAS I!"
Person B: "Oh you're such a YouTube!"
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Person A: *holds elevator door open for Person B* "Hey, what floor are you going to?"
Person B: "Oh, you're such a YouTube, floor 4 please."
Arm-pit of the Internet controlled by corporate scumbags.
Videos
The videos are usually decent quality. Some are amazing but some are piss-poor quality though.
Comments
Home to some of the most redundant and annoying comments you'll ever find.
Comments are usually written by people who need attention.
Opinions
Don't even think of trying to post your opinion. People will try to argue with you with their terrible grammar and poor temper
On a music video:
Ghosty: Wow I love this band, I remember when this song came out back in blank
Nick Smith (default profile): I don't like this band too much. They're alright though.
Ghosty: I ✨✨ fuking ✨✨ hate you bich. 🌺
Nick Smith: ..What? You shouldnt be on youtube if you're gonna act like that.