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Liamth: I want to be a orthodontist.
Garreth: I like BIRDS
When someone gives you a lot of hickeys.
Yesterday when I hung out with my girlfriend I ended up fighting Dracula!!
“Why do you have a hickey on your neck?”
“Oh yesterday I fought Dracula”
I don’t like maid hugging my mother too.
I don’t like maid hugging my mother too.
something tony stark said to his child ;-;
"i love you 3000
When a Geordie is angry they say this
"I swear down mate I'll punch you!"
An euphemism generally used to refer to intense homosexual intercourse involving more than 2 men, used by people to weed out other gay men in online communities.
Gay man: Man, i love futbol
Normal man: Hey isn't it called football?
Gay man 2: I love futbol too, great stuff
"Reply when I feel like it."
Means: "I'll never reply. I never feel like it."
Usually the response a guy gets when confronting a female on why she doesn't reply to his messages (and try to work things out).
Can also be undertext if they tell you "I'm busy." which means: "I don't feel like it."
Jason: "I want to fix things, but you never reply, you keep saying you're busy but you're always texting your friends". Sonya: "I'll reply when I feel like it."