friendlies man - an argentine goblin that disappears in competitive games and statpads in friendlies e.g 0 goals in 5 appearances against brazil in competitive games but 5 goals in 6 friendly games.
Friendlies man has really had a great season with 5 goals in 6 friendly matches but 0 in 12 competitive matches.Kudos to him.
Person who loves he man so much he fucked a life size model
I wanna fuck he man cause he manly man
When a person is defecating and a large splash of water caused by their poop enters the butthole at the perfect time, coincidentally cleaning it.
Thought it was going to be a messy one, but the poor man’s bidet cleaned me right up!
Shoot a man through another man in any fps
Friend 1: Dude I just man banged that guy so hard
Friend 2: I wanna learn how to man bang just like you!
I found a very awesome man one day.
We threw turnips at America together.
A group of teenagers or young men, typically wearing tracksuits, who act like badmen. Typical activities of a hard man squad include smoking weed, drinking, vandalism, swearing at you for no reason and trying to start fights. Typical hard man squad members are unemployed, drive crappy chav cars and at least one member of a squad must have a staffy. Language used by hard man squads include "wanker", "blud", "sick", "wogwan", "spliff" and "bruv". Hard man squads can be found in alleyways, under bridges, street corners, and tesco car parks.
Wow, check out those bellends from that hard man squad.