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Maytag Man

A person who waits for a problem to arise to get things done; someone who procrastinates.

You can't trust a Maytag Man to keep our decaying infrastructure in a state of good repair.

by chapinocano March 30, 2018


Ketamine Gorilla Man

Nickname for the wildest guy at a party who gets really fucked up; can also be used randomly without context to signify being/getting wildk

Kyle: Ketamine Gorilla Man!!!! (jumps into pool)
Pete: Damn that dude's wild'n

by Bobert B. Bobathon January 31, 2022


Iran man

Basically someone ran, man cause yeah they aren't sigma Ohio mogging new livvy dunn rizzing baby gront

Yo some funky geeza looked at me and Iran man

by Sigma boi Ohio grimace June 4, 2024


treacherous man of the penis

a man that has given up and surrendered to the evil feminist culture. They usually act like SJW's and see everything as a microaggression. They like to harras people that are of cisgender, although most of the time themselves being cisgender seeing non-SJW's as white straight men using their white privilege. Often they abuse their "role" as a "feminist" to harras people that did nothing wrong and see's everything not with their exact political view as being bigots. also, they don t allow political opinions and think there is most than 2 genders and that sex and gender aren't the same. Some feminist use the word to degrade woman that don't support feminist movements because they think a woman has equal rights to men, although in that context it's a treacherous woman of the penis.

Harris is such a treacherous man of the penis. he is also an idiot feminazi.
ever since Carl joined UltraViolet he has been such a treacherous man of the penis.
Sofie is such a treacherous woman of the penis because she doesn't support women's rights!

by Huilmdude123456789 April 19, 2018


Man-machine

A more sophisticated version of the circle jerk where at minimum 4 individuals link arms and then begin to mastorbate, utilizing the momentum from one anothers movement to in turn keep jerkin' themselves.

James, John, Jarome, and Elliott are such good friends, they man-machine at least once a week to help one another out.

by Meatballs-in-ketchup June 22, 2023


Gatorade Man

A 25 year old male from japan who can turn into gatorade man to protect humanity from kaiju and extraterrestrial threats

YES! GATORADE MAN IS HERE TO SAVE US!

by Garfielddidntkillhimself December 21, 2022


Number man

And to the crazy guy who explained light to me and the love of god. You will always be in my heart the day you almost squeezed my neck off.

Number man thank you for putting me on this journey

by Supportivejenny March 12, 2020