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what the fuck do i look like??
james- why would you windmill your mom you dumbass?? your fuckin retarded
ronny- fugg i look like ya fuckin shitlick?? mind your own business ya fucktard..
james-your fuckin gay..
And you have to be carried out, because you think its a really bad break- because you cant feel it.
Fitz: I hope you saved some energy cuz.. my legs pinned. I think my leg is broken. You're gonna have to carry me out.
Mack: I got you turbo.
Doubt you'll see this, probably will in a month i dont fucking know, I love u <3
How do I get into heaven?
Ask lily (surname I won't say).
If you have long legs you’ll have a big dick it’s proven by scientists and ppl with long legs and big dicks
I have a bigger dick. Then aria Because I have longer legs and your short. I have a bigger dick because I’m longer
When people say that they wish “x” was real, what they mean is that they live in another parallel dimension where “x” is a worldwide conspiracy theory. Looking at our universe, they wish that they had the same thing.
person -23: Man, I wish fr*nch people were real
person 197.6: why would you wish that?!
person “x” where (-x^2-3x+5)/6x=0: I wish cats were real
I wish “x” was real