i think i hauve covid

what you say when you get really turned on

her imperious condescession: you're such a good girl.
me: i think i hauve covid

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I think i just did

A cocky and sassy comeback that usually leaves people speechless

person1: Hey Shut the hell up. person2: Don't you tell me to shut up. person1: uhh I think i just did. person2: ................

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I Like It

An awesome song by the awesome Enrique Iglesias (my favorite singer) featuring Pitbull that is my favorite song.

Please be quiet, I Like It is on the radio!

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P I

P I - (usually written as p.i.) philippine islands - usually used by the younger gen as compared to PH (official abbriv of the philippines)

hey Sasha,we should kick it in P I before headin' back to L.A.

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I told you I was hardcore

"I told you I was hardcore" was one of the last things an irc user by the name of Ripper said before he overdosed. He was webcamming this whole event, including the injestion of multiple drugs, and the foaming at the mouth that sealed the deal. Ripper should never be forgotten. Not for the person that he was, but for the person he wanted to be, and failed to be. There is a great moral in what Ripper did infront of an irc channel that the majority of the people did not give two shits about him while the entire event, right in front of their eyes, unvaled.

ripper: I told you I was hardcore
grphish: GO CALL RTHE UCKING
grphish: POISON CONTROL CENTER
grphish: ripper: we knew that already
ripper: fuck u
ripper: pusys
ripper: u are so fucking stupid
(dies shortly later)

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i pod

something smart people steal and idiots keep buying even though its going to be out dated in less than a year.

dumb ass, dude i bought the new i pod for 250 bucks.

me, dude i got the same one from and jocks locker in the school gym for free.

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if i was an egg

This phrase is used by poeple who want to be different, and instead of just saying "oh, you crack me up!" they imply it by saying "oh, if I was an egg i'd be dead by now!"
It can also be used directly after the phrase "you crack me up!"

Becky - cunt nuggets, I just dropped my slut muffin!
Richard - Oh, me, you crack me up! If I was an egg I'd be dead by now!

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