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wen matt orth jacks off to abercrombie and fitch magazines cuz hes a fagget
woah man matt orths gay as hell
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An informal insurance agreement between friends/acquaintances where one borrows gear from the other. I.e. "you fuck it, you fix it".
"I lent my mate Kevin my boat for the weekend, told him it was under double f insurance".
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When you explode on her face in the back of the car
Yo me and Becky just did John F. Kennady, and I have never seen a bigger load.
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A 5'6" metal head who loves to headbang all the time. Has an attention span of 1 second but is lean asf. Sometimes he will come over to your house and make you feel like you're being watched all the time by his ghostly friends. Loves Rainbow Six Siege and Ela's asscheeks. Otherwise he is a cool dude with a big cock. Otherwise he is a cool kid to hang out with.
Jackson: OMG Elijah F. Munoz has fallen over cause of his headbanging!
Logan: What did you expect he is a cool dude like that.
Jackson: Really? I had no idea.
Logan: Yea he also has a monster cock
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karen:"this chocolate is so good!!!"
susan:"yeah, it's p. f. p."
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You know when you get whacked by a wet spaghetti noodle but your girlfriend has a twin sister and you get confused and accidentally sleep with her dad? That's what It is like to drive a Ford F-250.
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