Boo Poo

When somebody scares the shit out of you while pooping.

He was in there reading a magazine when I jumped out of the shower and boo pooed him. It was an instant evacuation.

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Poo-pah

A name for a stepp dad invented by the girl from parks and rec.

"I'm gonna call him poo-pah"

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gay poo

This is the ultimate form of gayness, also meshed with the original idea of "shitty". The two words are linked, but the latter is cleaned up a bit to prevent any offensive language being said. Think of it as something being so horribly gay and/or shitty that all you can say is, "Dude...This is so gay poo."

crawford: "dude, my mom got shot"

mike: "haha, bitch deserved it"

crawford: "yeah, but i stole your boyfriend"

mike(sad face): "gay poo" :*(

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deja poo

When you take a poo then 5 minutes later you have to take another one.

Yo i gotta go take a dump
-5 minutes later-
Oh shit its a deja poo!

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wanky poo

the act of rectal stimulation causing an ejaculatory response during defication.

man1: ooo those 12 pints of guiness made my shit so hard it made me cum when i had a dump.

man2: that was a wanky poo! always something to look forward to!

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poo poo pants

The term used for very very very short shorts.

Look at that girl wearing those poo poo pants... she looks like a slut!!

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Poo Food

Any food you eat and is subsequently turned into poo.

Man, I'm so hungry! I could sure go for some poo food!

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