divide by 2 add 7

the rule by which men can only date girls who are older than their age once its been halved and had 7 added to it

im into this chick but shes a bit young

how old?

14...

ur 17 dude - divide by 2 add 7. its a no go

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7-layer underwear wrecker

The massive skid mark left behind after eating, digesting, and farting out Taco Bell. These usually can NOT be washed away.

I am not gonna eat at Taco Bell for awhile, I destroyed my skivies with a 7-layer underwear wrecker. It will never come out.

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why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9

Person 1: Hey, why is 6 afraid of 7?
Person 2: I don't know, why?
Person 1: Because 7 8 9

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Samsung galexy note 7

samsung's fuck up of a phone, that when you charge it it becomes the equivalent of a bomb.

person 1:"hey, I just got a Samsung galexy note 7."

person 2:"so you bought a bomb that can call and text?"

person 1:" and play games."

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bible of misogyny, 7:14

“Treat her like a queen and you shall be left on seen”

bible of misogyny, 7:14 is a verse that states

“Treat her like a queen and you shall be left on seen”

—“I was simping over this girl and she ghosted me for no reason”
-“bro that’s verse 7:14 in the Bible of misogyny it means simping and still being left on read”
She belongs to the streets

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Make 7-Up Yours!

A 7-Up TV advertisement from 1999-2005, which featured comedian Orlando Jones wearing a green t-shirt that said "MAKE 7" on the front of it, and "UP YOURS!" on the back of it. Jones would then walk around and tell people to "Make 7-Up Yours!", where he would get responses like an angry insulted guy yelling "Same to you!"

This advertisement actually became so popular that shirts similar to the one Jones wore became available for sale through many gag-gift catalogues, record/CD stores, and Media Play entertainment centers.

ORLANDO JONES: I'm the guy who makes 7-Up, and I also write the advertising. I just came up with a great new slogan - "Make 7-Up Yours!" *points at front of shirt* "Make 7", *points at back of shirt* "Up Yours!"...

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7/11 attacks

The worst terrorist attack in history

During the 7/11 attacks, thousands of muslims celebrated in New Jersey

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