R u mad?

A questioning joke that one person nerviously asks another. The nervousness stems from the fact that the person asking the question is not sure whether the person to whom the question was addressed is really mad or not.

Usually responded to with:
Yes=Trouble
No=Time to utter a funny banter

Lauren: R u mad?
Ben: no
Lauren: R u sure?
Ben: yes, now quit talking to me damnit!

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How u deezin

1.Synonym for "whats up"

"Whats up man."
"I dunno, how u deezin."

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F U P A

The fat upper area above the pussy.

The mooseknuckel has a F U P A (fat upper pussy area)

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luff u bbe

A language, sarcasm found in England only, as it is taking the piss out of chavs who use worlds like 'u' and 'bby gal' to communicate through facebook. The cooler people sometimes fake being a chav to make others look dumb

Chav: omd i luff u bbe ur skirt iz sxci

Normal Person: What?

Chav: k dn i woz tryina b nyc but woteva i h8 u

Normal Person: kk bby grl luff u 2 ur wel sxc lets get of sum tym yea???!!!1!1!!?!?!?!!!?!!!11111

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cake double u

kekw

friend: *says something funny*
me (an intelectual of course): cake double u

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lets be aving u

A British way of saying it's time for sex love

"Come on Darla! Lets be aving u!"

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N U T

when your ejaculation is so mighty you need spaces in between letters

I had a good N U T last night

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