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The patchy,inconsistent and predominantly fluffy growth that builds up on the face in the awkward period when a male (or female, but let's hope not)first begins shaving.
The long, half whispy, half stubbly patches of a five week shadow are unsightly, but hardly seem worth shaving off.
"Damn dude you got some serious 5 week shadow! When you gonna clean that patchy shit up?"
"I dunno man. I was thinking in a week or two it'd be worth shaving"
A big penis in reference to weight or girth. Refer to wood on a bed picture for a visual image.
Did you sleep with Tony last night?
“Yeah, he had that 5-10 Lbs”
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A shooter game where you gotta save a random county in Montana from a bitch-ass cult
Me: HEY BRO WANNA PLAY FAR CRY 5???
When a male doesn't wish to look baby smooth on his undercarriage so he leaves a very short defining stubble. Such as 5 o'clock shadow, but for his Zamboni.
Friend: Hey man don't you have that date tonight?
You: Yeah i do!
Friend: Better shave up in case she wishes to examine your crime scene...don't go overboard though.
You:No worries i already have the 5 o'cock shadow going.
Friend: Bro?
You: Bro!
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5 Seconds of Summer (5SOS) are an Australian band (not a fucking boyband) who enjoys teasing their fans and seeing them suffering. It consists of Ashton Irwin, Calum Hood, Luke Hemmings, and Michael Clifford.
5 Seconds of Summer also called as 5sauce
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516 is the area code for Nassau County, New York on Long Island. The 516 includes excellent places to blaze up the chronic, including HEMPsted, Jones Beach, and Teddy Roosevelt's grave.
It's much better to blaze up in the 516 than in the 631 with all those Suffolk County pussy poseurs.
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