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wen matt orth jacks off to abercrombie and fitch magazines cuz hes a fagget
woah man matt orths gay as hell
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An informal insurance agreement between friends/acquaintances where one borrows gear from the other. I.e. "you fuck it, you fix it".
"I lent my mate Kevin my boat for the weekend, told him it was under double f insurance".
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You know when you get whacked by a wet spaghetti noodle but your girlfriend has a twin sister and you get confused and accidentally sleep with her dad? That's what It is like to drive a Ford F-250.
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Juliette F. Treviño could be the nicest you could ever meet at times! All though she is a drama queen and a very weird girl, she’s actually a smart girl. Some say she’s suicidal because she get bullied and that’s true..But when she back to normal she’s a natural born leader! Anyone would be lucky to have her. And to the people who do hold on to her because you never know when she could leave the Earth.
Person 1: Wow she’s so annoying
Chris: No not when you get to know her, she a great Juliette F. Treviño.
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When you explode on her face in the back of the car
Yo me and Becky just did John F. Kennady, and I have never seen a bigger load.
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A 5'6" metal head who loves to headbang all the time. Has an attention span of 1 second but is lean asf. Sometimes he will come over to your house and make you feel like you're being watched all the time by his ghostly friends. Loves Rainbow Six Siege and Ela's asscheeks. Otherwise he is a cool dude with a big cock. Otherwise he is a cool kid to hang out with.
Jackson: OMG Elijah F. Munoz has fallen over cause of his headbanging!
Logan: What did you expect he is a cool dude like that.
Jackson: Really? I had no idea.
Logan: Yea he also has a monster cock
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