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Please refer to the definition of moron.
J Bros. Fan: I am a total Jonas Brothers fan!!! I luv them more than life itself!!!
Guy who listens to real music: Then you are a moron.
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You thought “your sister a mister” was bad? Say this to somebody and the devil himself will come alive and make your opponent cease to exist.
“Hey buddy, your brother a mother”
“Shit.”
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Usually falling within the age range of 10-18, jonas brothers fans are typically brainwashed, psychotic, have bad grammer, and probably can't comprehend most of the words on this definition.
Many accounts with Jonas Brothers have resulted in them screaming at me, cursing at me, threatening me, or getting so pissed they can't even function when a shitty Jonas Brothers song gets turned off the radio.
Often times suffer from delusions, like thinking they will marry one of the said brothers, when in fact, they will most likely never meet the no talent "band."
this is a re-enactment
me: (terrible no talent jonas brother song comes on the radio) Ahh turn that shit off!!
brainwashed fan: I HAVE BEEN WAITING TO HEAR THAT ALL DAY!!! THOSE ARE MY HUSBANDS!!
me: um no. not subjecting myself to that kind of torture. oh and by, not that you'll ever meet them anyway, but polygamy is illegal, they can't all be your husbands. plus, they're into boys.
psycho: NO THEY ARE NOT INTO BOYS. THEY ARE HOT AND THE GREATEST THING EVER. I'M GOING TO MARRY THEM! What's polly-gammy?
i answer question and victory is mine when nutty jonas brothers fan doesn't speak to me the rest of the night.
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Probably any mature person with at least a modicum of taste, dignity and the ability to resist countless cringe-worthy marketing schemes from soulless entities such as (mainly) the Disney corporation.
an example of something you may hear from the mouths of so called 'Jonas brothers haters' when prompted:
"I think for myself."
Enough said!
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An action were someone has done something so fucking sick it is amazing. Usually associated with cool people doing cool things.
"That trick was fully sick brother!"
The act of sucking your brother
chad: hey say that isac is your brother
larry: isac my brother
chad: you fool, your absolute blunder. you fell for my trap