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Obtaining soda pop and treats as part of the initiation process for joining a club for crippled people, known as the Five Point Crips
4Legz: Look Timmy! There’s a convince store, that must mean what the fellas meant by “Pop some punk ass bloods” they want us to get them some soda pop and treats.
Roller: Ah Timmeh
This refers to watching someone else's arguments or difficulties for amusement.
my boss has no idea what the hell he is talking about, i am going to sit back and eat some popcorn.
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Call the judge and get some fudge
Call the judge and get some fudge
Are you okay?
Nope.
Are you a doctor?
Maybe
Where's your MD?
Mah dick
Your DM
You tryna slide in the DMs
PARDON!?!?!??!?!?
You tryna slide in the DMs
What the fuck are you talkin about
You know, Twitter?
YUP.
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Just some guy without a mustache who hasn't seen sunlight or had friends in several years.
@Just Some Guy Without A Mustache Why tf are you everywhere?!
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When you love someone so much you just can't describe the happiness they bring you
Mmm mmm mmm, I love me some you.
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what to say to your friends when you got beat up and and don't want to admit it. Because of it's overuse (a result of the historical precedent for lying about spousal abuse in order to preserve the sancity of marriage) it is considered a thinly veiled cry for help.
"woah, Joanie, what happened to your eye?"
"I fell down some stairs."
"is everything OK with Phillip?"
"yeah, everything's fine. I just fell down some stairs, ok, Mom?"
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It's may 9th and ur going to school
Teacher: go get some bitches
You:what why
Teacher:its national get some bitches day
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